Funny Fathers Day Quotes, Cards, Wishes for Son, Daughter 2019

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Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Funny Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes, Cards and Wishes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Funny Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  • Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that’s why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right. Wade Boggs
  • Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter

    • “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
  • Funny Father’s Day Quotes from Son

    • Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking.
      – Andy Borowitz
  • Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife

    • “I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 13 years ago—crawling along, miles under the speed limit, feeling the weight of my daughter’s future resting in my hands. I think about the pledge I made to her that day: that I would give her what I never had—that if I could be anything in life, I would be a good father. I knew that day that my own life wouldn’t count for much unless she had every opportunity in hers.” —Barack Obama
  • Funny Father’s Day Quotes for Husband

    • My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
  • Funny Father’s Day Quotes from Kids

    • I want to congratulate all the men out there who are working diligently to be good fathers whether they are stepfathers, or biological fathers or just spiritual fathers. T. D. Jakes
  • Funny Father’s Day Images and Quotes

    • “When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”
  • Funny Father’s Day Cards

    • The only thing I really wanted for Father’s Day was the thing that made me a father in the first place. Life is hard.
      – Andry H’Tims
  • Funny fathers day cards from daughter

    • “My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.” —Steve Young
  • Funny Fathers Day Cards from Kids

    • Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
  • Funny Fathers Day Cards from Son

    • My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend. Tiger Woods
  • Funny Fathers Day Cards for Grandpa

    • “I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
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20 Funny Father’s Day Quotes

Funny Father’s Day Quotes
Funny Father’s Day Quotes

Here’s a list of funny Father’s Day quotes that you will be glad you read!

  1. “Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
  2. “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth
  3. “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.” – George W. Bush
  4. “There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan
  5. “I was cesarean born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.” – Steven Wright
  6. “Dad… You were like a father to me.” – Ethan Tremblay (Due Date)
  7. “My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!” – Bill Cosby
  8. “I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they’re all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it — draw a little picture of myself hanging there.” – Margaret Smith
  9. “Dad, You’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.” – Homer Simpson
  10. “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.” – Homer Simpson
  11. “I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.” – Rodney Dangerfield
  12. “I don’t have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.” – Eugene Mirman
  13. “Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.” – Chris Martin
  14. “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart
  15. “Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Button
  16. “As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I’ve been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father’s Day.” – Dan Cummins
  17. “Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too.” – Lionel Kauffman
  18. “I’m not loving anybody that I’m not legally required to.” – Red Forman (That 70’s Show)
  19. “People ask what it’s like to have four kids, and I just tell them ‘picture that you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.’” – Jim Gaffigan
  20. “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Author Unknown
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